The Caper of the Century

Trying to be patient... Trying to be patient... I CAN'T BE PATIENT! I NEED MY FANG'S STORY FIX!!! AHH!!! lol. Anyways, can't wait till you post it!!

It should come out this weekend. For real. For REAL real.

Here is the first of four parts to be released today and Monday. Me hopes you like. :D

Chapter 3

As we walked around, trying to figure out where the thief went, I remembered the old tunnels that Toontown built decades ago. We disappeared through the hole behind the bookcase (it's always the bookcase, isn't it) and started crawling. As we were going along, trying to find the first exit, I said, "This tunnel leads to... OW!" I had hit the wall and everyone crawling behind me was pushed back three feet. Miss Mandy asked, "Where is OW and does it have candy? I'm all out of chocolate." "Me too. I hate these 10 piece packages," said Wonderwoof. Lady Tricky said, "That explains their personalities. It's as if they're always on a sugar rush. But why would the assistant-stealing, double-crossing, no-good miscreants head towards Minnie's Melodyland if they were probably working with cogs? There's no one there! Nothing to see, nothing to do, no one to talk to... Unless that's what they were aiming for!" Suddenly, the lights in the tunnel flickered for a second, and then went back to normal. "I hate these rolling blackouts, too," said Wonderwoof indignantly.

Chapter 4

We searched for hours around the playground and on all of the streets, but we couldn't figure out where the heck the thief went. So we got a little carried away...
"Come on guys! This is fun!" Miss Mandy was bouncing on all of the drums like they were trampolines. Wonderwoof then started jumping on the piano keys and I, extremely tempted, started sliding down the saxophones. Lady Tricky uneasily walked onto the drums. "Are you sure this is legal?" She started jumping slowly, then quickly. "This is the most fun I've had in years!" she yelled happily. "Well, that explains a LOT!" Miss Mandy screamed the last part because she was being catapulted by the drum out of the playground. "Let me see THAT!" Wonderwoof was catapulted as soon as she stepped on the drum. Me and Lady Tricky wandered onto the drum last and we both screamed our way out of the playground. We landed with a soft thud in a sandy area and we all started walking. "This place seems familiar..." we all said at the same time. Spooked, we ran around until Wonderwoof collided with another toon. We were surprised to find that we had ended up on the estate of our old friend, Good ol' Domino Octozapper.

More to come later!

Actually...You do know I'm super shy in real, right? Like...Super? Very quiet.

No. But your personality seemed more outgoing than that...

Chapter 5

We all started yelling and accusing him of so many things (we thought he was a traitor). "You created an illegal method of transportation!" "You're working for THEM!" "You're keeping a stash of donuts without telling Toon Council!" I replied, "Okay, the last one was random. Anyways, what type? Is it filled with cream? 'Cause I like the cream!" Lady Tricky replied, "It's chocolate. CHOCOLATE! Who likes chocolate donuts?" She kicked them into the river and they piled up at the grate. There was a pipe underneath the place where the donuts were. We all jumped in and followed it back to the Donald's Dock office. There was a pile of donuts blocking another door. We got rid of the donuts and opened the door. We couldn't believe it led straight to Bossbot HQ.

Ooooo... How strange... :O.

It was supposed to be...

I didn't say it wasn't... I know it was... That's why I said it...

I know that, silly!

Okay good :) When is next chapter coming?

Maybe today, maybe not...

Chapter starts... NOW!!!

Chapter 6

The HQ was drearier than ever, made worse by Toontown's Halloween lighting, and there were many border patrol cogs blocking anyone from entering Bossbot HQ. We snuck through the cog traffic and ended up in the CEO's chamber. The CEO was leaving, and so were all the other cogs. As we hid under one of the tables, we noticed a giant machine standing near the exit. It had a lot of electricity running through it at all times, and it sounded like someone was starting the machine. We waited and we waited, but nothing came out of the machine. As we began trying to sneak out of the room, the machine sprung to life and started vacuuming up the nearest tables. Everything started flying into it, including some sacks of money, golf balls, extra treads for the CEO, tables, and Lady Tricky's favorite hat. We held on to the table as the winds started picking up. All of a sudden, the table was dragged across the floor and into the machine along with us. I started feeling dizzy as we traveled through the air in a dark tunnel of sorts. We suddenly saw a bright light...

Well, that chapter added quite a bit to the plot, don't you think? Sorry about the no dialogue. I hoped you liked the cliffhanger at the end. More to be revealed soon...

No one noticed the new chapter?

Very nice!! I like it! But I had to edit a word..

I think I found an alternative...

Our (somewhat late) Halloween special!

Chapter 7

Before we knew it, we were tossed out on a street. There were these strange toons in costumes everywhere and stranger toons driving cars on the street. I thought cars were only for the Speedway! Anyways, we started wandering around the equally strange city and found a hotel to spend the night at. We walked up to the checkout counter. The lady at the counter said, "What nice costumes you have!" We looked at each other in utter confusion until Lady Tricky said, "We'd like two rooms please!" We gave her some of our cogbucks, which we saw everyone else using, and surely enough, she accepted them. We took the elevator up to the 20th floor and found that our room had a beautiful view of the city. We fell asleep quickly on the nice, soft beds. When we woke up the next morning, the newspaper was sitting at our doorstep (mind you, this was a quite classy hotel). It said:

The New York Times
November 1st, 2011

Bright Lights Near ESB
Strange bright lights were seen near the Empire State Building at around 6 last night. Witnesses say strange kids in costumes appeared out of nowhere and started walking around the city. They were last sighted at the Waldorf-Astoria. When the clerk was interviewed, she said that they walked up, asked for a couple of rooms, and handed...
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"Wait, NEW YORK CITY! That place doesn't even exist!" Miss Mandy yelled. And then she fainted on her bed (oh the drama!). I inquired, "What does she mean?" Wonderwoof answered, "We took Science together. Someone asked the teacher a question about the supposed myth about a planet called 'Earth'. It supposedly is a fake planet where there are these things called 'people' that live in 'skyscrapers'. We had a whole lesson devoted to that. I remember because we had no homework that day." And then, of course, I blacked out.

What do you think?

Loved it! And why would I faint over that O_O? Silly Monkey that I am!!!!

I dunno... Maybe because you've discovered something that doesn't exist!?!?
New chapter soon, everyone!!

Here it is! I guess no one else has bothered to check Toon HQ recently... Anyways, here's our Thanksgiving special!

Chapter 8

When I woke up, I was still lying in my room, holding the newspaper in my hand. I noticed that everyone else was waking up. I also noticed a big pile of newspapers outside the door. The one at the top of the pile said something about a Thanksgiving Day parade. What is that, anyways?

Wonderwoof pulled a subway map (again, what is that!?!?) out of her bag. "The trains (OH...) should bring us to the headquarters of those evil cogs," she said quietly. We walked to the nearest station and boarded a train. I could hear people say, "Why haven't they taken off their costumes from the parade? It's 4 in the afternoon!" We got off at a station called 'World Trade Center' and noticed a dark tunnel that no one went through. It seemed abandoned, but there was a light at the end of the tunnel. We tiptoed our way through the tunnel and ended up in a laboratory of some sort. All of a sudden, metal bars appeared all around us, trapping us in a weak cage. Then, a metallic voice said maniacally, "So nice to see you, YOU PESKY TOONS!" Wonderwoof, the nearest to the source of the voice (and the ensuing evil laughter), said, "Oh my... We're in really big trouble, aren't we, now?"

No one?

I should have a new chapter out by Christmas morning. For all my dedicated readers (if I have any, which I doubt because my writing is terrible).

Yay! Don't worry, you are a GREAT writer!

Chapter 9
HOLIDAY SPECIAL (aka the latest special ever)

The CFO came into view. He boomed, "How did you find me here? Was the whole World Trade Center thing too obvious?" We all nodded halfheartedly. He yelled, "Now, to business. I'm going to shoot you all with this laser and time will speed up all around you. That way, you'll never escape! HA HA HA HA HA- *cough cough* HA! Man, I hate these flies!" Everyone was shuddering, except me. I screamed and ran all around the cage. Lady Tricky, the well-mannered person she usually is, said, "Are you a girl or something? I've heard mosquitoes with a lower pitch!" We all laughed and cried. When we were finished, we noticed the beam of light zig-zagging all around the room. When it hit the clock, the clock seemed to move slower. When it hit us, everything else started speeding up. Eventually, it hit the CFO and he absorbed most of the ray. Since we moved faster than he did, we squeezed between the bars of the cage and ran out onto the platform. We took the express (or so it seemed) to 50th Street and Lady Tricky led us on a wild goose chase across the city. The CFO started getting desperate and throwing his gears at Rockefeller Center, where we saw the Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony. We spent Christmas at the ice skating rink in Central Park. The CFO sank through the ice, but kept going. New Years' was at Times Square. We ran up the side of One Times Square and were stopped under the ball by the CFO. He said, "I've got you NOW!!!" Of course, in a twist of irony, he was crushed by the ball. Miss Mandy said, "Well that gives a new meaning to saved by the bell..." Wonderwoof replied, "I think you mean ball..." Wonderwoof laughed and then saw us staring blankly. "What?" We then realized that time was moving at a regular pace. I noted, "I guess the laser stops working at the end of the year... Now, where would the CJ be hiding..."

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I know that was late.

Chapter 10

In the New York Public Library, we were frantically pulling out books explaining the judicial system of the country we were in. By our tenth day, we were all experts on how trials were conducted and Miss Mandy could probably recite the entire Declaration of Independence. Wonderwoof and I were flipping through The Anthology of The American Executive Branch: Trials in The United States, I read the odd numbered pages while she read the even numbered ones. Suddenly, Lady Tricky whispered ecstatically, "I think I got it!" We all went over to where she was pointing. It was a passage on the Supreme Court of the United States in Washington, D.C. "Since this is the highest court in the country, the CJ is probably hiding somewhere around there!" said Miss Mandy, connecting the dots rapidly in her head. We ran to the train station, where we quickly bought passages to D.C. on the first train out of the city with our cogbucks, and after wasting time for two hours, we finally saw the train rumble into the station. Running through luggage carts and benches, people and cargo, we got on, found our seats, and got ready to head south. Lady Tricky almost got hit by a luggage cart halfway down the platform, and as I saw the near miss, I ran straight into a box of cabinets. We were both OK, and with a small bump on my head, I followed Wonderwoof to the third car.

The ride was slower than I expected. We made at least 10 stops on our way, and there were cars on the highway going at faster speeds than us. Three hours later, however, we got off at Union Station in D.C. and walked the ten blocks to the Supreme Court building. There was tight security everywhere, however, so we went straight to the nearby train station to plan our entry. We all were leaning against a door, and to our surprise, the door opened, and we were absorbed into the darkness of the room.