OK, well I left off when Patrick and Bob da Builder were scared of da evil clown .

Here I go.

In the town of Sunnyville, if you didn't pass the test to get in the town,

Now, Patrick and Bob da Builder where only one when they entered the town, and they didn't take the . But they have to be careful not to leave the town. Even though they did have many and knew where was, so they could escape anytime they wanted. If you didn't noticed already, they weren't the brightest guys, ya' know?

They considered playing a game of with the but they didn't want to lose their cheez. Their cheez was their awesomest possesion.

Patrick: Oh nuuu I lost mai cheez what do aye do noww
Bob da Builder: I bet da evil cwoneh stole it
Patrick: i know rite
Bob da Builder: yah lez steal it bakk from dem.
Patrick: oh yah lez.

So they went on a retarded adventure to Candy Mountain and found their cheez, but it was a trap.

"WHO GOEZ DERE?" a thundering voice boomed.
"I want your cheez if you gimme i'll give choo a unicorn rainbow cookie yaayz." Patrick said, prancing along the garden.
"My cheez is mai only pozezion imma no give it away go nooww!" he said.

Due to incorrect grammar and weirdness, you probably won't understand this part.

Patrick: OH NOEZ IMMA DIE YOU ;( GO AAAAAWWWWAYY YOU BIG WITTAL MEANA!
Unkown Dude: NOOEZ IMMA DIE YOU BEFORE WOO DOO TO ME WOO BAG WITTAL MEANA ;_;
Bob da Builder: OOOH PUBLIC FIGHT! *eats popcorn*
Patrick: IMMA USE MAI WIZIRD SKALLZ TO MAKE YOU MEANA GO AWAY ;(

And they started screaming random Harry Potter spells. Eventually they reasoned for him to give the unknown dude two cookies instead of one for the cheez.

And also, the unknown dude turned out to have an afro. He was the king and queen's favorite, 'cause he was more entertaining than the jester.

I close my book. Wow! I think, it wasn't even real. Just a book.