It's me. I know I have a few nicknames out there, including:

Buddy
Fuzzy (That's another story)
Smack (That's also another story)
Fangs
Bud
Friend
Mommy
Daddy
Mr. Annoying Pants
...OR ANYTHING ELSE

I don't want a million nicknames. I just want to be nicknamed Gabe. You can call me Fangs, too. Just please don't call me anything else. It's annoying. It has to stop. Now. NOW. NOW!!!!

Thank you for your time. And by that I mean the time you have lost by reading this stupid and boring post that you will never regain. Ever.
Thanks for reading!
~Fangs/Gabe~